Damn those eyes haunt my dreams. *sigh of happiness and joy*
everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life
let’s not forget about this gem
No One Knows - Queens of The Stone Age
I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboat in the sun
And come undone
Pleasantly caving in
I come undone
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
- Sirius: I'm serious.
- Remus: I'm a were.
Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal